ok so. who has been on here (tumblr) for an entire decade of their life?
10 years +
7-9 years
4-6 years
1-3 years
less than a year
less than a month
So this is a visual representation of “are the new users you’re changing the entire app and website layout/features for in the room with us right now”.
Should I try to marry my necromancer, or just let her consume my soul to kill this lyctor? I'm really on the fence
oh quote from joseph gordon-levitt on being second, we’re really in it now
Quick! The first OC you think of is dropped in the world of the last movie/show you watched. How are they faring?
Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension
“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU
i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her








